So one thing that happens when you get divorced is you start thinking that one day someone new might see you naked. Let's do the math...........I am 41. I was married for 19 years........and only the ex-hole saw me naked during that time. When he first saw me naked, my boobs were not like the boobs in national geographic magainze. I did not have stretch marks. Whoever sees me naked next (a girl can dream) will see a very different me. I still have weight to lose, I have stretch marks, and my tits point to South America. This frightens me.
I have also been informed that there are new standards of grooming. I have never had a Brazillian. I think my "girl parts" also look very National Geographic. I am not sure-my fat roll covers them. So who wants to see all this? And why would I want anyone to? These are the questions I ponder as I fold laundry. In my dreams, Adam Levine sees it--and likes it. But, that is not real life!
Are there any men out there my age that do not want a 25 year old? Or expect perfection? All signs point to no.
In a fit of rage, the ex-hole told me that no one would ever want my "fat ass". I would like him to be proven wrong. I will diet, groom, and pluck-but, I will never be 25. I might be naive, but I am pretty sure some good man will want to take all of this on and will love it. And even if no one ever does-I do not need them to complete me. This fat ass completes herself!!!!!!!!!
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